Never Lose Your Car in a Parking Lot Ever Again!

You must need the body to keep the balloons from flying away. It’s a dead clown by the way. Where do you think he got the balloons? Good thing about the balloon/body combo is, by the time the balloons deflate, you’ll be able to smell your car from anywhere.

This works. I tied balloons to my virginity and I still haven’t lost it. Great trick!